ASK SY
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Well, some fuckerz have been asking me to start a blog where they can ask me questionz and have me answer them... For whatever reason, they like how I am incapable of lying nad how I'm alwayz brutally honest and can never hold back... Most people have questionz but never have someone willing to tell them the actual truth... I have nothing to lose... So, there'z no reason for me to lie to you.

So if you have a question that you alwayz wanted to ask but were too shy, scared, or embarrassed to ask it... Or even if it'z something that you alwayz wanted to ask but just never got the chance to... Then go ahead and ask me... I'll choose the most interesting questionz and answer them the best that I can!!!

This blog was originally meant for femaelz to ask questionz but after I told gente about it, I got a few responsez from homiez wondering why I wasn't willing to answer theirz... So fuck it... I'll answer questionz from anybody as long as I have something to say about the topic.

If you have a question, send it to me to my
MySpace or Email with the Subject: "Ask Sy".  This subject title will remind me to not erase the question accidentally when I'm cleaning out my inbox'z.

If you would like to remain anonymous and not have your name listed, let me know in advance.

- Sylent of Middle Finger Recordz
* The contentz of this blog contain adult material including sexually explicit descriptionz and vulgar language used for entertainment and education purposez.  This blog may not be suitable for young readerz.  This blog iz for entertainment and informational purposez only.  It iz not meant to be considered as "professional" advice, nor doez the author claim to be an expert in such topicz.  It iz suggested that all readerz should seek counseling from a professional before taking the advice in the blog entriez listed above seriously.  Most answerz will be answered humorously for comedic entertainment value.  Use the advice at your own risk.
1.  Tell me, is there really love after death???

2.  How can I get my lady to do anal sex for the first time???

3.  Do guys really like anal sex, or is it just something they feel like they have to try because pornos say so?

4.  Do girls actually agree to have anal sex because they want it, or do they just do it to impress men?
5.  Do guys like when females shave their pubic hair or do they like it more with hair???

6.  Why in porn do they call the punany a "beaver"???

7.  Is it possible for females to have "friends with benefits" without looking like a tramp even though she's a very sexually secure woman?
8.  Does morning wood hurt???

9.  When you empty our ur weasel... Can you control it???
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